divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we’ve seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you’re not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let’s fuck, for old time’s sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.
the story my brother just told me i am fucking howling
one time he was at an upscale club in london and there was a bathroom attendant in there with a bottle of the NASTIEST cologne you have ever smelled who kept spritzing guys after they exited a stall saying “two for you” [spritz spritz] “and one for the little man ;)” [singular crotch spritz]
