macbethz:

i want what david cronenberg has

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

It appears to me a lot of people’s impression of Sherlock Holmes’ drug use out of context is “he’s running around solving murders while coked out of his mind” which is really funny BUT!

As someone who reads acd canon & has the autistic urge to correct people about my interests, I’d like to let it be known that he actually primarily uses drugs between cases, because he gets painfully bored with nothing to do, stating “my mind rebels at stagnation.” This is because he has adhd but the diagnosis hadn’t been invented yet. Anyway

This can still be funny because it means the rest of the time he’s acting like that while completely sober. He’s just quirky. He IS a cokehead but it actually calms him down. Because he needs adderall

You may hear “Sherlock Holmes does cocaine” and think “oh, that explains why he’s so fucking weird” but you would have it backwards. He does cocaine because he’s already just Like That. He does this specifically when he’s understimulated. They didn’t have adhd meds in victorian london he’s taking whatever stimulants are available. And That’s why he’s coked out of his mind. But Not while currently working on a case, because that keeps him busy

*note: I have adhd I know how it is

peacozy:

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

bgm05:

dude you don’t need to tell me how a grocery store works.

artblock-insomniac:

virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:

Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)

Introfiant

Metasyn

Syncav

Jaundofiant

Metaflow

Plasdopake

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read

mahgck:

dzamie:

mahgck:

mahgck:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

albertcamuesli:

no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

kleefkruid:

I was looking at seagull stickers for my instagram story and I came across seagulls saying supportive things like “You matter! <3” and that’s the first time I’ve gone “He would not fucking say that” over an animal. These birds are fueled by spite. They would yell slurs if they could. Not even the right ones. A seagull would call an old lady a faggot they don’t care

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

memewhore:

505byarcticmonkeys:

kosmogrl:

forgive yourself

“I did then what I knew how to do. now that I know better, I do better.” (maya angelou)

ishimustard:

whoever keeps putting the cheshire cat on disney villains merchandise….. damn you. damn you, to hell. i hate you. he is NOT a villain. heis fucking. just a weird little stupid creature. fuck you. FROLLO deserves that spot. FROLLO . this is a warning. re evaluate. or die. this post was made by Catholic gang

rcktpwr:

mothmanchronicler:

quora riverdale discourse outta this world

im much more intrigued by the potential for use of this passage (out of context) to excuse literally any behavior for a christian.  they are not thinking big enough

thefighter2-deactivated20200212:

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?